Wednesday 29 January 2014

Gates and Mango Seeds

Still too tired to blog properly; my apologies to those eager to find out how the Battle of 'F' Coy Accommodation ended with our hero explaining why he had set fire to MOD property, I will get round to finishing that chapter, I promise.

I asked the Filipino carpenter to make me a gate for Stalag Luft III.  I wanted something light, no more than a frame on which I could hang shade netting.  He supplied me the sort of door I last saw on an explosives storage bunker except that this one was about a tonne or so heavier.  It came complete with frame hewn out of mighty eucalyptus trunks. It took four hefty labourers to unload it from the truck and dump it in the driveway.  There was no chance that Dominic and I could shift the thing an inch.  The hinges were nice though, so I got the old battery screw driver out, salvaged the hinges and left the rest lying where it was. 

Obviously, I still needed a gate to hang on my nice hinges so Dominic and I set to it.  Tired of lugging bloody great lumps of timber around I selected the lightest bits of scrap I could find.  Dominic kept pointing out that in his opinion, it was too flimsy until I pointed out to him that until the last rivet is driven home, 747's are pretty flimsy as well.  I love engineering and like simple, thought through economies.  For instance, he asked me how wide the gate should be, so I told him to measure the width of the wheelbarrow and add ten centimetres.  He wanted to know how we could get the gate squared off without a set square.  'Easy, you do it by eye but there is another way,' I said showing him.  'If opposite corners are equidistant then it is a perfect rectangle'.  I took the measurements.  I was way out so hit the offending corner with a hammer.  I love sharing the lazy skills acquired over a lifetime with my eldest boy.

There is only one way he is going to learn and that is by letting him do it.
It is all scrap wood so if he ballses it up, we just build another one!
Considering this is the first time he has ever chiselled a hinge rebate, he is doing very well.
I finish hanging the gate...
...give it a test close...
...and am very pleased!
We spent the rest of the day pre cutting all the timber we would need to build the Cooler for Stalag Luft III where the inmates can lay their eggs and the broody ones brood.  Klein has not let me down and I already have a number to ring when I am ready for my hens, ducks, feeders and feed.

I had just enough time left before supper to show the boys how to germinate Mango seeds:

These were seeds of Mangoes we had eaten the day before.  All I did was clean them and let them dry.
Using a kitchen knife, I scraped one of the edges...
...then got my fingernails in there and levered the husk apart...
...and carefully removed the seed within.
Just as is done with Avocado seeds, I pierced it, not too deep, with three toothpicks...
...and suspended it over a cut down plastic mineral water bottle
which I filled to the top with clean water.
On the left is one I started 12 days ago which is now ready to be potted.
Note the long tap root which appears first and the stem complete with developing leaves.
I am using an old paint bucket as a pot.
The soil is a mixture of loamy soil, goat poo, rotten heart of palm and wood chips.
I punched a hole down deep enough to take the root and planted the seedling with the seed
just on the surface and watered it in.


22 comments:

  1. No fool, you. That is exactly how my mother squared a quilt on her quilting frame, with a child on the diagonal corner holding the tape measure.

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    1. Bet she didn't hit it with a hammer to square it off if it was out, though!

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  2. When I was about Alex's age I germinated and plated an avocado in our back yard. 45 years later it must be 15 meters tall. I'd love to go back there today and pick a few from that seedling I planted so long ago. The green arrow points at it.
    https://maps.google.com/maps?q=%2B10%C2%B0+24%27+22.12%22,+-66%C2%B0+51%27+58.50%22

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    1. I used to plant a horse chestnut seed (conker) in the garden of every house we moved into! I wonder if they would grow here?

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  3. you are looking very healthy - i bet the boys are glad their dad is going to be around for awhile :)

    and crap, you make those mangoes look as if they grow like weeds...12 days? Do you put anything in the water, and do you even have to change the water after a few days?

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    1. Just water out of the well and I change it every couple of days or so, It is jolly warm here so things can germinate quite quickly.

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  4. That gate is illustrated in '101 Chicken run gates'; I have one the same. How I would love to grow mangoes, and oranges, and lemons, and bananas, and.....

    Good to see the boys being interested in everything. My two were usually too busy with 'other things'.

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    1. Simple Stupid, always the best way!

      How I would love to grow sweet chestnut, rhubarb, horse radish, leeks, celery and parsnips here!

      The boys are interested in everything, usually the more dangerous the better so it is nice to see them taking an interest in something as mundane as germinating seeds.

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  5. Ah, you live and learn. I eat avocados and mangoes frequently here, so there are plenty of stones that get chucked. If I had a garden I would be following your example, of the "Good Life" - we'd be Margot and Jerry Leadbetter, to your Tom and Barbara Good.

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    1. I could always move into your apartment complex and start tilling the land around the pool?

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  6. How great to be able to grow mangoes….and with such ease too! I enjoyed this post ..very interesting, thanks .

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  7. Stalag Luft 111 looks huge. How many inmates do you intend to keep prisoner? Do oyu need any guards? I'm sure I wont be missed too quickly.

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    1. I shall start off with about 75 jail birds: 50 laying hens and 25 ducks. I have a vacancy for a Feldwebel Schultz style guard commander.

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    2. Ok. I will need a few weeks to lose some weight :)

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  8. You are a jack of all trades.... farmer, carpenter, gardener, engineer, cook, child-minder, soldier. Is there nothing you are bad at?

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  9. I love growing food. Flowers not so much, if they cant cope in the summer not being watered I let the flowers die. waste of my lovely rain water. (of which I obviously have too much right now and a yellowing lawn... eek)

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    1. Couldn't you water them with tap water and save the rain water?

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    2. we have a water meter . I don't pay for what falls from the sky here. they either live with no water from the tap or they are left to die. it is simple as that in this house. lol

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  10. In the fourth picture, I thought that grinning you was wearing a beanie hat until I realised it was just shadow on your bonce. Nice to see you are teaching your lads practical skills. It only takes five or six years for a mango tree grown from seed to begin bearing fruit.

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    1. Can be as little as three years here. Looking at that photo again, it almost looks as though I have a bank robber's stocking on my head ready to be rolled down, which would probably be more fitting for a man who voted for MT than a beanie...

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