|Poor sod. Head down, ears back and trailing a leg. All for love, eh?|
'More steak and eggs, Charlie? How about some sauteed calves liver? I'll go easy on the onions and only use Basmati rice. Marcia, there's some bread in the fridge, it is only three days old. Make yourself a cheese sandwich and give me your pillow so I can make up Charlie's bed...'