|A Geeky Goggler (I still wouldn't crawl over her to get to YP though)|
If technology wasn't already intrusive enough, I now read that Google Glasses (they really do beg to be called Google Goggles and the twerps who wear them, Gogglers, don’t they?) will soon have a facial recognition application installed. This application would allow Gogglers to scan Google’s extensive database and identify any stranger they meet and learn anything about them that Google has on file.
Ace, absolutely bleeding ace. I am SO looking forward the first smug bastard Geeky Googly Goggler that comes up to me and says,
‘Oi, you’re Hippo! I know all about you!’
So I can have the satisfaction of telling them a couple of seconds later:
‘Good. Then you won’t have been too surprised about that then!’ having planted my fist right between their Goggly Googly eyes.