Luanda once
used to be known as the Nice of the West African coast. The city surrounded a huge natural port so
beautifully positioned; strategically, economically and aesthetically that the
Dutch and the Portuguese fought over it.
The Portuguese, who eventually came out on top, created a wonderful
boulevard, lined with palm trees and street side cafes. The Fortaleza overlooking the Marginal as it
was known was the spectacular start and finish for the Angolan Grand Prix, a
race that formed part of the Springbock Series and saw famous European and
American teams dueling it out during the European off season with the latest
Ferraris, Fords and Porches racing through the streets of the city. The Le Mans winning GT40’s were tested here.
Sadly, the
city and more importantly its West African harbor and oil resources would be
fought over again as America, itself a country born of revolution, made the
same mistake it had with Cuba and failed to embrace the Angolan revolution. The Angolans then made the same mistake as
the Cubans and turned to the Soviet Union and the seeds for the proxy war were
sown. The war for Angolan independence
started, officially, on the 4th of February 1961 and ended fourteen
years later at 11 O’clock (at night) on the Eleventh day of the Eleventh month
of 1975. It should have been eleven in
the morning but, being Africans, they were late.
Then the
proxy war started. America and South
Africa supported and supplied the rebels, and the Soviet Union and Cuba
supported the government. Twenty seven
years later, in 2002, the proxy war ended.
Over a million were dead, millions were displaced and starving, the
country was littered with the dangerous detritus of war and the country’s
infrastructure was trashed. Luanda, a
vibrant and beautiful city of two and a half million at independence was now groaning
with an extra three and a half million refugees living in abject squalor. Raw sewage ran down the streets and oozed
across the shattered pavements of the once charming marginal and into Luanda
Bay. Where once families enjoyed evening
strolls along a park like avenue lit by the many cafes and restaurants on one
side and soothed by the sound of gently washing surf on the other, now only the
foolhardy or the desperate ran the gauntlet of the many police and military
checkpoints set up amongst the rubble in the total darkness of a capital city
with no power and people willing to murder for a piece of bread. Homeless children, many of them refugees
fleeing the terrors of the interior and failing to hook up with family in the
city, begged in the streets and slept in drains. Girls as young as twelve prostituted
themselves in order to feed their families and were eagerly devoured by some UN
employees and other expatriates who flooded the city and frequented the illicit
bars and nightclubs that sprang up in broken down buildings. The black market flourished and armed car
hi-jackings were a daily occurrence.
Not a night passed without the chatter of automatic weapons and the
sight of little red comets of tracer streaking through the sky. The stench of the place was unbelievable. It wasn't just a horrible city, it was a desperate one which is far worse.
Eleven
years after the war, things couldn’t be more different. All the main roads have been repaired and new ones built. Now we can say that the electricity, in the
city at least, is more on than off. I
have lost count of the number of new hospitals, the airport has been
refurbished, and the police are almost human.
Whereas before you were doomed whatever if they stopped you, now if you
are bang on legal, they will wave you on with a salute and a smile and if you
are only slightly illegal, it’s still open to reasonable negotiation. It is all terribly civilized.
The
Marginal is unrecognizable. It has been
widened. They have rebuilt the bridge
over to the Ilha and have obviously reclaimed a chunk of the bay. Neatly trimmed grass grows between well laid
pavement shaded by countless palm trees.
It is a three mile long park.
There are intersections connected by dual carriageways to get you
there. It is all quite astonishing.
Naturally,
it is not just the well-heeled who are attracted to the marginal and its
restaurants and other diversions. Anyone
wishing to exchange the eye bleaching view of yet more apartment blocks from
their own can quickly be sucking on an ice cream, happy family in tow,
strolling down the marginal with a westward view towards Brazil only interrupted
by the curvature of the Earth.
Sadly, the
well thought out marginal attracts not only the honest citizen but the odd and
the criminal. Often, it is hard to
distinguish between the two, I pity the police, but instead of family groups,
this wonderful initiative, this public investment was being dominated by thugs
and groups identifiable only by their dress.
Bleach blond Mohican haircuts and a tendency to dump litter as soon as
they had evacuated the contents of their beer cans. A willingness to square up to anyone who
tried to pass through ‘their territory’. Muggers, pickpockets.
If you wanted drugs or a prostitute, this was the place to go and I am
certain not what the city burghers had in mind when they made this enormous
investment on behalf of their citizens.
Responsibility
for sorting out this distressing state of affairs fell to the local Police
Chief. Clearly the old technique of declaring more than three collected
together as an illegal manifestation and machine gunning them all to death was
no longer acceptable. Equally he
understood that arresting them all and consigning them to an overloaded court
system would serve no purpose either. They’d be out of his cells in hours and
by the time the case, even if it ever came to court, arrived in front of a beak, it would have cost the taxpayer a fortune and would be dismissed through
lack of evidence. He could, of course,
ask his troops on the ground to keep moving them along but we are talking about
a three kilometer long and very wide boulevard so it would be like trying to
keep track of the letters in a frequently stirred bowl of alphabet soup.
So do you
know what this guy did? He sent a fleet
of vehicles down the marginal after midnight and rounded up everyone who looked
dodgy. Now looking dodgy in Angola isn’t
exactly a crime so he didn’t arrest them and throw them into cells. What he did was have them driven 100 kms
south of the city limits (which is bush) and dumped. They then had to make their own way back to
the city. His argument, and let’s face
it, questions were bound to be asked, was that if they were old enough to be
out after midnight and cause problems, they were old enough for a bit of
exercise. If the police moved into a
town centre in UK, rounded up anyone who looked ‘dodgy’ and took them for a one
way ride into the countryside, it would cause outrage but I bet there would be
plenty of long suffering citizens who would roundly applaud the man who ordered
the operation. And that’s exactly what
happened here. As a government official being
interviewed on a government controlled TV station he wasn’t exactly given a
hard time but his reasoning, if we ignore the basic human rights issue, was
flawless and smoothly delivered to a wide eyed, slack jawed and largely
delighted audience. No-one was hurt, the
court system wasn’t clogged with petty offenders; all that happened was that
those citizens hell bent on inconveniencing other citizens were themselves
inconvenienced.
No-one can
deny the effectiveness of the initiative; once again it is a pleasure to stroll
down the Marginal. Maybe I have been
here too long but try as I might, I can see bugger all wrong with this low cost zero
tolerance approach.
Misbehave here and it could be a long walk home |
Great to hear one of our old home towns is on the improve. It is rare for anything in Africa to improve so I was delighted to read your words.
ReplyDeleteAs to the 'solution' as described - harmless enough and one can only say they could not have been too dodgy to go willingly, but it is Africa and there is such a thing as rights and for good reason. But all's well that ends well.
You used to live here? When? If you have already told me, forgive me for forgetting (too much whisky I suppose). You would not recognise the city now. Of course there are still very many areas that are grim to say the least but, there are major improvements.
DeleteAnd I'm sure the exercise does them good. Did he have all the signposts turned around, so they walked home 'away' from Luanda?
ReplyDeleteSadly, there are only three roads in and out of Luanda so no need for sign posts but I ilke your line of thought!
DeleteA novel approach. Here it might be aswell to take the entire police force out for a long march from somewhere in the jungle, as it is they who are the main owners of the seamy side of life in the Big Mango.
ReplyDeleteWell here, although things have greatly improved, the police aren't entirely innocent.
DeleteA creative solution to the problem of anti-social behaviour. Perhaps they could improve on it by dumping the worst yahoos on a small island off the cost. Swimming is the best exercise of all.
ReplyDeleteHmmn, not a bad bit of advice at all and, given that you are a fellow African, he would probably accept it easier than he would from some arrogant, know-it-all, we-do-everything-better-than-you white boy. I will try and get his email address for you.
DeleteHaha...an excellent idea...as you say if you ignore the human rights issues (but then look where that's got us in the UK!) It looks stunning...
ReplyDeleteYou know, I was really worried when I woke up this morning and remembered that I had emptied a bottle of whisky inside me when I wrote this post and admitted that I could see nothing wrong with the tactic. I expected howls of protest. Instead, reading these comments, I see a sneaking admiration for the balls of the man.
DeleteDo you think I should persuade him to put himself up for election as a PCC in UK? After all, if a Canadian can be governor of the BoE and an American was seriously considered as Commissioner of the best police force money can buy, why not an Angolan as a PCC?
I can let you have Dave's address!
DeleteDo not fear, Hippo. There was protest. Mine. Not least based on my question: What does make someone look "DODGY"? After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And prejudice is rife.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I press "send" but deleted instead? Because sometimes you know, instinctively, that whatever you have to contribute to a debate will make fuck all difference.
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