Neither photograph has been Photoshopped. These are genuine establishments trading in Luanda, Angola.
Portas Janelas e Acessorios translates as Doors Windows and Accessories. I mean, look at it. At least he is being honest.
'You want doors or windows Guv? Give me yer money and I'll Fuck you over'.
"Any sauce with that?"
"Oh c'mon. Or rather don't, I can't wait that long"
I haven't managed to acquire photos of the following two establishments (it can be surprisingly hazardous taking photos in the street here) but there is a store selling car parts called 'Lady Diana Autoparts'. Just don't go there to buy Mercedes brake pads.
Not to be out done, across the road the photo and photocopying stand renamed itself 'Paparazzi'.
I kid you not.
Credit for the photographs go to my very esteemed colleague and intrepid reporter Ed Corbett, who wishes to remain anonymous.