tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post6531272676679637357..comments2024-03-27T22:53:00.759+01:00Comments on A Hippo On the Lawn: Beware! Boys WILL emulate their FathersHippohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-67650909120181841562013-08-02T13:31:01.213+01:002013-08-02T13:31:01.213+01:00ok ... so my Dad's got the photo. I will ask h...ok ... so my Dad's got the photo. I will ask him and post it.sarah toahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412812914705725798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-18631546336839218182013-08-02T05:47:56.478+01:002013-08-02T05:47:56.478+01:00Better to read him Hilaire Belloc's 'Cauti...Better to read him Hilaire Belloc's 'Cautionary Tales'. Always keep ahold of Nurse, for fear of finding something worse (as in being eaten by a Lion).Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-73629435512795325192013-08-02T01:07:28.673+01:002013-08-02T01:07:28.673+01:00I love it when my kids are having fun. Means I ca...I love it when my kids are having fun. Means I can let them get on with it and quietly continue scoofing my whisky. Did I say that!Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-78383985271217271302013-08-02T01:05:04.388+01:002013-08-02T01:05:04.388+01:00Nige, NZ has no snakes? Are you forgetting our ol...Nige, NZ has no snakes? Are you forgetting our old boss?Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-54691469467312263662013-08-02T00:42:18.658+01:002013-08-02T00:42:18.658+01:00NZ has no snakes either. I think they all left tha...NZ has no snakes either. I think they all left that colder country and came to Australia - they foretold what the NZers were going to do to the sheep and did not want to have a Baaa of it.Nigel Peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316662790230511444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-48128010807998258452013-08-02T00:41:47.358+01:002013-08-02T00:41:47.358+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Nigel Peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316662790230511444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-16374329819375937052013-08-02T00:38:37.426+01:002013-08-02T00:38:37.426+01:00Some parents can be so jealous of their kids havin...Some parents can be so jealous of their kids having fun.Nigel Peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18316662790230511444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-242867618509723092013-08-01T23:07:37.995+01:002013-08-01T23:07:37.995+01:00I thought the only place that didn't have pois...I thought the only place that didn't have poisonous snakes was Ireland?<br /><br />Where do you live then? No! Don't tell me, Marcia will want to move there!Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-64290965452749863872013-08-01T23:01:38.965+01:002013-08-01T23:01:38.965+01:00When facing angry lion, stand still.
When facing ...When facing angry lion, stand still.<br /><br />When facing angry Hippo, bend over...Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-35704543371193375142013-08-01T22:51:45.513+01:002013-08-01T22:51:45.513+01:00In a previous marriage, I had a stepdaughter. I o...In a previous marriage, I had a stepdaughter. I organised a birthday party for her and her school friends, we were living in Cape Town at the time, and engaged the South African equivalent of the late Steve Irwin to bring hog loads of snakes, other reptiles, spiders, scorpions etc. even a Kestrel which would fly to the children's hands. The highlight was when he uncoiled a twenty foot python, lined all the kids up side by side so they could have a group photo of them cradling the snake in their arms.<br /><br />The parents went fucking ape when they found out!Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-36819435809942416292013-08-01T22:40:36.044+01:002013-08-01T22:40:36.044+01:00Oh, post the photo, pleeeeze!
King Browns, aren&#...Oh, post the photo, pleeeeze!<br /><br />King Browns, aren't they a trifle dangerous?Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-49469867098934638442013-08-01T19:40:04.832+01:002013-08-01T19:40:04.832+01:00When my son was 4, one of our neighbors worked for...When my son was 4, one of our neighbors worked for Fish & Game. He taught all the kids how to identify and handle our local snakes - many of which are rattlesnakes. I caught all kinds of criticism once when, on a walk with relatives, we saw a snake and I called my 4 year old to come handle the situation.<br />Jan Blawathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06697621979002856884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-21763253800223383622013-08-01T19:06:11.469+01:002013-08-01T19:06:11.469+01:00Give it a rest, will you.
What do you want me to ...Give it a rest, will you.<br /><br />What do you want me to do for my sins? Face an angry hippo?<br /><br />UAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-85007559941267436202013-08-01T14:32:04.461+01:002013-08-01T14:32:04.461+01:00So fucking cool. I did that once too as a kid. It ...So fucking cool. I did that once too as a kid. It was a king brown curled up in my sand bucket. Got the photo.sarah toahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412812914705725798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-63680500737735950662013-08-01T11:25:25.547+01:002013-08-01T11:25:25.547+01:00By the way, me like Rudyard Kipling too. He was a...By the way, me like Rudyard Kipling too. He was always considered the Soldier's poet and, at my father's funeral, me recited from memory, Tommy Atkins.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-47128542049682354982013-08-01T11:20:14.611+01:002013-08-01T11:20:14.611+01:00You and me are at loggerheads? Since when?
Oh, p...You and me are at loggerheads? Since when?<br /><br />Oh, possibly you are referring to your recent post in which you pointed out to your readers, publicly humiliating I, that me have a weak grasp of grammar since me frequently misuses ‘me’ and ‘I’.<br /><br />Believe I, Ursula, me took it in good humour and only challenged you to quote, verbatim, some examples of my heinous crime. Me think it would take more than a lifetime to master the intricacies of the English language so we are all still learning, especially I, so me was being genuine when me asked you to guide I with some examples because me really wants to learn. It was YP who pointed out to I that me had misspelt ‘Involuntary’ on my blog strapline. Me took no offence then and me take no offence now. Since me started blogging, me have learnt much about correct English and Grammar, it’s like me am back at school again and it doesn’t cost I anything.<br /><br />You wrote in your post that if me wanted lessons in grammar, to look no further. So me posted a comment on your blog asking you to help I.<br /><br />Me also have real problems with commas. Me misplace them all the time according to another commentator on my blog. This confused I as me know exactly where the comma key is on my keyboard. Me appreciate any help, advice and guidance you can give I.<br />Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-38994810656910402042013-08-01T10:57:37.021+01:002013-08-01T10:57:37.021+01:00He did what I do when I am after a snake, grabbed ...He did what I do when I am after a snake, grabbed it by the tail and held it at arm's length. The trick is then being able to grab it behind the head so it can't bite you. The most common type of snake here is the African House Snake (a few of which I introduced into the house to successfully deal with the rodent problem)and so long as you handle them gently, do not bite.<br /><br />This was only the third python I have seen. The most common dangerous snake I have seen (and killed) here is the Viper.<br /><br />Even I feel a quickening of the heart and a tightening of the sphincter when I go for a snake because although I can easily identify a Viper and go into kill mode, I am aware that there are venomous snakes that look remarkably similar to large house snakes.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-45933113660831306302013-08-01T10:38:39.841+01:002013-08-01T10:38:39.841+01:00The golden rule should be to observe them from a d...The golden rule should be to observe them from a distance and leave them well alone. The trouble for me is when they come into the house. Marcia throws a fit and, since I really do not want to kill them, I am left with no choice but to catch them and Alex is usually a witness.<br /><br />The only exceptions I make are to creatures that genuinely pose a threat to my boy so if I recognise the snake as poisonous or having a long Brown ten foot long reptilian body with four legs and jaws lined with teeth, I kill it. Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-37912239442091174602013-08-01T09:52:05.384+01:002013-08-01T09:52:05.384+01:00Since we are currently at loggerheads I shan't...Since we are currently at loggerheads I shan't say a word. <br /><br />Only: Don't neglect to read Alex Rudyard Kipling. Or at least let him watch "Jungle Book" (the Disney version). He'll learn all about the necessities of life. Also Ted Hughes "How the Whale became and other stories". Best on audio tape, read by the author, Ted Hughes having (had) such a wonderful speaking voice.<br /><br />UAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-92000807180759369952013-08-01T05:23:11.392+01:002013-08-01T05:23:11.392+01:00Right; you're in the company of the founding m...Right; you're in the company of the founding member of the 'Kill all Snakes Society' here. Thank goodness we only have grass snakes around us, otherwise I'd be living in Ireland. How the hell did Alex catch that thing? I'll send him an application form for the KASS.Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-46501632250787018442013-07-31T23:17:11.066+01:002013-07-31T23:17:11.066+01:00PS. Officially we're notallowed to kill snakes...PS. Officially we're notallowed to kill snakes here. They're native wildlife and therefore protected. ( so are crocodiles !!!) Helsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15136273834165751276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-53160056670796446012013-07-31T23:15:23.205+01:002013-07-31T23:15:23.205+01:00It's like the time I rang our local National P...It's like the time I rang our local National Parks to ask about a snake that had the kids bailed up sitting on top of the outdoor furniture. Was is an Eastern Brown? They asked if it had pink spots on its underbelly!!! It seems we have so many here that look brownish the only way to tell for sure is the size and number of scales around the sexual organs !!! Yeah right !!Helsiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15136273834165751276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-73576497611997798892013-07-31T18:58:37.565+01:002013-07-31T18:58:37.565+01:00I also thought about that, Tom. Usually, when i se...I also thought about that, Tom. Usually, when i see a snake, i find myself a little hypnotized watching it move, and i don't notice its eyes. Fortunately, there are no native poison snakes where i live, and to my knowledge none of my neighbours have boas or pythons that could be particularly worrisome.<br /><br />At my last locale, though, a neighbour got bitten by a large, black snake. Snake wasn't poisonous, but the bite still hurt and got infected, so it wasn't a walk in the park, either.megan blogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04555646904983619596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-62199804312786602412013-07-31T18:11:48.328+01:002013-07-31T18:11:48.328+01:00By the way Megan, if you see a snake during your b...By the way Megan, if you see a snake during your bush perambulations, I defy anyone to spend the time examining its eyes, or the shape of its head before running away!Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-18758567408822595792013-07-31T18:04:25.061+01:002013-07-31T18:04:25.061+01:00See above.
It is Bitis Arientans here when it com...See above.<br /><br />It is Bitis Arientans here when it comes to vipers.<br /><br />The ones that really scare me are the Mambas. They can knock a buffalo down and they won't just strike once. They'll rear chest high and machine gun you.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.com