tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post4170504243131760476..comments2024-03-27T22:53:00.759+01:00Comments on A Hippo On the Lawn: Forget the coffee, I think it's a dry sherry while the roast burns...Hippohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-52908805668362586542013-03-15T14:19:50.932+01:002013-03-15T14:19:50.932+01:00Give us some news!
How are things going on?
Hope ...Give us some news!<br />How are things going on?<br /><br />Hope you´re doing fine.angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05211299787685602838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-58744890913746757192013-03-09T15:34:54.478+01:002013-03-09T15:34:54.478+01:00Chuffing excellent, if that was my first CO as jud...Chuffing excellent, if that was my first CO as judge I would have been given a weeks stoppage of pay and dont do it again.Bambibasherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05046460525085822186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-51760324037434328992013-03-04T19:04:37.685+01:002013-03-04T19:04:37.685+01:00Was that in Stoke Heath? Shit Man, you got form. ...Was that in Stoke Heath? Shit Man, you got form. Never saw no bruvver who did two on the bounce in Stoke Heath before. Respect.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-37198061969140793592013-03-04T18:52:44.881+01:002013-03-04T18:52:44.881+01:00You can sell a 'Von' title? Ergo, this me...You can sell a 'Von' title? Ergo, this means one can buy one? This is outrageous.<br /><br />Ursula, two things. Well, two and a bit.<br /><br />Firstly, I now realise that if it flies, floats or fucks, it is cheaper to rent.<br /><br />Secondly, with two hot Hispanics on the end of a jetty in the Carribean, I can't say I noticed the ambient temperature.<br /><br />The extra bit is that you are barking mad. Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-71194599638684426462013-03-04T18:36:23.312+01:002013-03-04T18:36:23.312+01:00Seriously, that is the only reason I got away with...Seriously, that is the only reason I got away with it.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-73862854715755661882013-03-04T18:34:22.612+01:002013-03-04T18:34:22.612+01:00I thought I had given more than just a coffee warn...I thought I had given more than just a coffee warning. This was a forget the coffee, settle down with a dry sherry and let the roast burn in the oven warning. That gives you at least three hours. Come on, noone can read that slow...<br /><br />I have not checked the Priory out yet. Castle Craig in Scotland are now offering me 'limited' internet access and their trickcyclist is going to ring me in the morning.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-1578282607984621542013-03-04T17:39:18.283+01:002013-03-04T17:39:18.283+01:00Against my better judgment of 'Better NEVER th...Against my better judgment of 'Better NEVER than late" I am here. Ich stehe auf der Matte. Now I need to gather the will and strength to do a Salto.<br /><br />Dear dog in heaven, Tom. What to do with you. Since you have never mentioned a sister I take it you don't have one. Please do adopt me and I will stand shoulder to shoulder with your brother in futile attempt to save you from yourself. And no, it's not as selfless as it sounds: I always wanted a 'von' in my surname since my father sold the title. Though a double-barrel name will do.<br /><br />What can I say? As much as I am a bitch you are clearly a nice guy and next time I need a car (like now) I shall run to you. I won't sell it on (one doesn't look a gifted horse in the mouth), neither will I bear you a Dominic to make up for my other shortcomings. So in terms of cost/benefit analysis I think you have done rather well with a woman whose friend fancied you more than you did her.<br /><br />That you had a threesome at the end of the Jetty (was it cold?) I shall overlook in honour of decency; though it beats me why couplings are usually to be supposed in twos: Let the other two do the hard work is my motto. So much more efficient. And no, I am not in the market: I am a nun. And they come in convents.<br /><br />Still, at least you aren't in pissy Pistorious pickle. I pity you, my dear Hippo. You live so close to where crimes of passion are committed through holes in the bathroom door. Give me Opera or Stratford-upon-Avon any time.<br /><br />Hugs, kisses, <br />U<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-63126017840479709202013-03-03T09:51:41.363+01:002013-03-03T09:51:41.363+01:00That's one helluva story Maurice. You really d...That's one helluva story Maurice. You really do have a habit of living life on the edge. Good to see that justice can sometimes be tempered by common sense. I think the judge would probably have done the same thing and secretly admired your John Wayneness.Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-69191179622145206252013-03-03T06:34:24.062+01:002013-03-03T06:34:24.062+01:00I spent two years in Shropshire!I spent two years in Shropshire!Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-68185970732347356672013-03-02T18:55:47.259+01:002013-03-02T18:55:47.259+01:00Put a pucker in it huh? Believe that saying came f...Put a pucker in it huh? Believe that saying came from my old man - Yank Iron-worker speak.<br /><br />Think it came up after a day of sitting on high rise grain elevator in Duluth during a February chill. They had some big washers up there.<br /><br />John Delaneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16601009528144560738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-55458137327425475232013-02-28T23:43:05.481+01:002013-02-28T23:43:05.481+01:00Wow. That was some read. Knowing the end result fi...Wow. That was some read. Knowing the end result first, I kind of suspected that you standing up for your wife would be the right thing to point out to the "court" <br />It should have come with the coffee warning though.<br />Have you checked out The Priory yet?Retired job.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14349739454297792385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-65514094022524091002013-02-28T17:47:43.210+01:002013-02-28T17:47:43.210+01:00I think I should put this ashtray on Ebay...I think I should put this ashtray on Ebay...Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-82400647088887242842013-02-28T17:44:53.258+01:002013-02-28T17:44:53.258+01:00Washers off your bung hole?
The mind bloody boggl...Washers off your bung hole?<br /><br />The mind bloody boggles!<br /><br />Being English, we restrict ourselves to admitting that our arses may, just may, have been going, 'Sixpence, Half a Crown'<br /><br />Admit it, you were whacked out on weed when you wrote that second comment of yours...Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-80253356899084434202013-02-28T16:21:06.916+01:002013-02-28T16:21:06.916+01:00Perhaps Angola is coming along...
You know, we in...Perhaps Angola is coming along...<br /><br />You know, we in the Rule of Law lands (which includes many parts of California, though not the parts in which I grew up) tend to make snide little comments about its inflexibility, and how we long for the days of the local sheriff knowing folks and making decisions based on his years of great experience.<br /><br />To quote the local vernacular: bullocks. This here that a comrade had to endure is nothing more than that down-homey, good ol' boy attitude that we pretend we want.<br /><br />You know what we really want? Our spouses to be safe from fraud and assault. Or, barring that, we want the ability to bash the ASS-aulter's brains in with an ashtray, figurative or literal. Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05409883521642115031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-29918701900062574702013-02-28T15:34:42.430+01:002013-02-28T15:34:42.430+01:00Everyone seems to be at great pains to wish me a &...Everyone seems to be at great pains to wish me a 'Good Morning'. Maybe all part of a cunning plan, of course.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-11488445186285678342013-02-28T15:32:24.570+01:002013-02-28T15:32:24.570+01:00Nope.Nope.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-81670123963934293212013-02-28T15:31:46.749+01:002013-02-28T15:31:46.749+01:00Oh, probably...Oh, probably...Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-55728508645165917082013-02-28T15:28:48.401+01:002013-02-28T15:28:48.401+01:00I shall donate my body to science so that they can...I shall donate my body to science so that they can investigate a coating slipperier than teflon...Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-42464062239708196332013-02-28T15:26:44.220+01:002013-02-28T15:26:44.220+01:00Father told me that 'May you live in interesti...Father told me that 'May you live in interesting times' was an old Chinese curse. Only now do I understand what he meant although, for the life of me, I cannot recall ever pissing off a Chinaman.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-72101852505734641872013-02-28T15:23:54.001+01:002013-02-28T15:23:54.001+01:00Joking aside, I rather fancy Shropshire.Joking aside, I rather fancy Shropshire.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-89127588695226199082013-02-28T15:21:29.300+01:002013-02-28T15:21:29.300+01:00Glum Glum Glum. There you go with all these negat...Glum Glum Glum. There you go with all these negative vibes Man! Sit on your balcony, fondle your bull and suck on a spliff. Chill Man!<br /><br />It IS the end of it now.<br /><br />For the time being at least.Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-48718700983350305122013-02-28T15:15:38.720+01:002013-02-28T15:15:38.720+01:00WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T START DRINKING!
I can&...WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T START DRINKING!<br /><br />I can't throw that particular ashtray away, it was fired in the Falklands and presented to me afterwards.<br /><br />If your wife, mother of the delightful babe, is reading my blog, I shall make best effort to clean up my language lest she swings at you with an ashtray saying, 'You Fucking idle SHIT! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to raise a child, to give it the CONSTANT attention it needs? It is YOUR turn to make up her feed!'Hippohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09468795398813061897noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-52931037738240433562013-02-27T19:32:30.218+01:002013-02-27T19:32:30.218+01:00Oh yeah, although 'fantasy will set you free&#...Oh yeah, although 'fantasy will set you free' (Magic Carpet Ride - Steppinwolf lyric - Canadian rock band) <br /><br />Reality can lock you up. <br /><br />Watch your back... No need for a sequel.John Delaneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16601009528144560738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-77818548448869131712013-02-27T18:27:55.940+01:002013-02-27T18:27:55.940+01:00Unbelieveable! I'm glad they couldn't hang...Unbelieveable! I'm glad they couldn't hang anything on you despite their efforts.<br /><br />megan blogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04555646904983619596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8512022050229968490.post-3565299327543182112013-02-27T09:02:20.610+01:002013-02-27T09:02:20.610+01:00Egad! You have lived in interesting times, but not...Egad! You have lived in interesting times, but not in the good way. May you now live long and prosper without legal intervention.Sarcastic Ninjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17827746254450339433noreply@blogger.com